I am not a Bellsprout

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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yellbug:

me when i remember it all

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catgirl-techsupport:

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

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thedreadvampy:

thetalkingcow:

Medieval Scooby

An Ich wōld goÞ awai with-al, wer’t non for hērte meddelende youÞen!

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finnglas:

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shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

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wakkoswish:

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

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foldingfittedsheets:

linafication:

paper-ink-and-sorrow:

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there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched

th- there are what

BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS

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gleerant:

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strugglingpansexual:

proudlyunicorn:

gleerant:

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proudlyunicorn:

proudlyunicorn:

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

ok

update: we are dating

update: we are married

update: we knocked up

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

Update: had a baby together

Update: he’s 1 year old today

Update: he’s 2 today

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